Going... somewhere?

Yesterday I was very rudely woken by my human shoving me into a backpack, no warning at all, just peacefully sleeping and *BAM*, I'm being forcefully packed into a bag. I just accept anything that happens to me now, it's become the norm. On the bright side, I was actually being taken somewhere for a change, I still have no idea where we went as I was only taken out once and that was to have my arm 'fixed' by my humans first aid ...'skills', I use that word very loosely. I found some other teddies while I was there, I attempted to speak to them but they just sat there trembling, not saying a word... I quickly got out of there and decided it was best to stay in the bag.

Nothing else really happened after that so I was forced to sit there, in the dark, for hours. I ended up finding some food in there but I'm a stuffed bear so I cant exactly eat, my human can though so whenever she reached in to get something to eat a got a couple seconds to have a look round, turns out she was watching a theatre play.. I couldn't care less I just wanted to sleep but it's quite hard to do when a bunch of people are shouting a each other in old English. I can't really complain, mainly because I don't have a mouth or vocal chords, because at least she actually bothered taking me somewhere, so yay I guess.

Hello to my new "Friends"

Hi, i'm going to start off by saying, I'm not happy. Why? Well, I just found out the my owner went to York,... without me... So I started the apocalypse! Serves her right for "Forgetting to bring me", as if. She just can't handle me, that's what it is! Well I've had enough of her! First, she leaves me in some place for 2 years and when I finally get out she "Forgets" about me! Well I doubt she'll forget about me after this,... on second thought, it's probably a bad idea to unleash zombie teddy bears on her at the moment.. eh, I'll just terrorize her sister instead.

There was some unexpected decaying, and... uh, ... limb loss. But apart from that I think they turned out quite well. Unfortunately they're too cute for anyone to take them seriously, but I'm sure we can use it to our advantage.

Hello!

Sorry about the 2 year gap, it appears I was sucked through a portal and was dumped in some foreign land and my lazy human didn't do a whole lot to help the situation. In the wait for my 'rescue', I met this.... thing.

We got along very well, and after a while I learned that he wasn't a hallucination from the berries that I had eaten and that his name was Mr. Sock. He never spoke to me once but I somehow learned his name along with the fact that he too was waiting to be 'rescued' by the same incompetent human as me.
My human has also promised a trip to Scotland in the near future to make up for my wait so I forgave her. She has also promised not to 'accidentally' throw me into a portal ever again... I'm quite concerned about that last part though.

My Friend From Greece!

Ok, this time my friends from Greece. But, unfortunately,  he doesn't know English so I'll have to translate.... HERE WE GO!

Hmmmmm......HHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

Γειά σου! Το όνομά μου είναι Πούλο , Πούλο το χταπόδι , μικρή για Κοτόπουλο που είναι ακριβώς Έλληνες για κοτόπουλο

He said: Hello! My name is Poulo, Poulo the Octopus, short for Kotopoulo which is just Greek for chicken. 

You know what I'm not going to put it in English 'cos' putting two langues's just gonna waste time.

He said: We can change body shape whenever we want to escape traps, the only solid part of me is my skull so whatever my head can get through so can the rest of my body! We have 3 hearts. But we only live for 3-5 years. :(

From here to Greece is approx 2,000 miles, wow that's a long way for me to travel!

Going To Eureka!

29th January Me and Abbiegail went to a place called Eureka! in Halifax. I was rudely kept in a bag most of the time but when I came out ........ WHOA!

AAAAAGGGGHHHHH!

Ah, ok this is awkward. 

I don't like this warning     ---------------------^

I'd say this isn't what it looks like.... But it is. 

From New Zealand This Time

My next friend I'm going to show you is from New Zealand, now she's gonna tell you a little it about herself and her country:

'Hi, my names Jaffa the kiwi after the New Zealand sweet Cadbury 'jaffa'. The Jaffa, a hard coated orange flavoured sweet with a chocolate centre, a must have for my sweetie jar!

 (We even celebrate this treat each year when thousands of Jaffas are raced down Dunedin's Baldwin St, the steepest street in the world, as part of the annual Cadbury Chocolate Carnival.

We kiwis are already cool, but wait and see some weird facts about us! There are about 68,000 of us left in all of New Zealand. We are losing 2% of our relatives every year –that's around 20 per week. We also have one of the largest egg-to-body weight ratios of any bird. Our egg averages 15% of the female's (My) body weight (compared to 2% for the ostrich).

It's approx 11,700 miles from the UK to New Zealand, that's A LOOOOOOOOOONG WAY!

1st Introduction, Somalia

My first friend that I'm going to show you came ALL the way from SOMALIA! He is a giraffe who's going to tell you about himself!

Me and Sam!

 'Hello! My name is Sam, short for 'Sambuusa', Just in case you don't know 'Sambuusa' is a well-known dish in my home country, Somalia! A sambuusa is the Somali variation of the Indian samosa!

 Bet you didn't know that we giraffes can run up to 35 mph! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand that our hearts weigh 25 POUNDS! We are also the type of giraffes most often found in zoos!

Somalia is in Africa. From here, in the UK, to Somalia its approximately 7,600 miles. The equator runs through 13 countries one of which is Somalia.

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